ME!!!!
someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it
#THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK
(via jimfinite-moriparty)
wait, is that a hipster post? how the fuck did that get on my dash? *unfollow*
The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters
(via timelordsandwarblers)
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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(via sunshineandrainbowpiss)
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
(via burningthesouffles)
if right is right, that means that left is wrong, that means right is the only one left, meaning that right is left, so it really doesn’t matter which way you go.
It always bugged me that Sora was the only one who drank it but all of them shrank.
or that Donald doesn’t start to shrink right away…
(via manwhorez)
(Source: riandawfather, via iamthewhitegirl)
Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog.
I WANNA CUDDLE HIM FOREVER
this picture made all of my problems go away
The only known photo of tumblr user pizza
i’m hoping eventually tumblr user pizza will find this
(via mishatookoverthetardis)
how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do
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