someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it
wait, is that a hipster post? how the fuck did that get on my dash? *unfollow*
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
if right is right, that means that left is wrong, that means right is the only one left, meaning that right is left, so it really doesn’t matter which way you go.